[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

GURU ASHANDA

IF YOU FOLLOW MY DIRECTIONS YOU WILL BE WELL REWARDED.

God I hear you, but I am not sure this will be a favourable outcome.

Sure it's a pretty dog, but it ain't going to win the 4:10 at the dog track.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 307 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:48Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:43Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:42Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:40Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:37Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:28Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:25Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:24Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:23Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:22Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:21Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:20Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:19Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:18Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:13Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:10Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:08Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:07Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:06Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:05Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:04Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:02Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:01Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:00Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:59Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:58Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:57Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:55Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:53Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:52Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:50Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:42Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:39Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:37Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:36Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:35Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:32Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:28Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:27Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:24Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:23Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:20Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:19Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:18Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:17Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:13Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:11Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:09Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:06Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:05Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:04Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:02Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:00Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:54Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:50Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:49Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:48Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:47Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:45Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:44Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:43Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:38Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:36Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:33Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:32Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:30Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:27Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:25Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:22Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:20Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:17Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:15Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:14Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:13Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:12Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:11Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:10Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:08Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:07Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:06Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:05Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:04Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:03Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:01Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:58Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:57Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:54Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:53Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:52Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:51Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:50Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:48Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:47Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:46Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:45Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:43Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:42Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:37Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:33Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:29Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:27Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:26Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:20Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:12Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:11Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:10Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:10Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:57Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:56Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:55Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:54Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:51Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:50Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:49Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:48Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:47Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:46Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:43Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:41Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:39Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:38Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:37Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:36Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:33Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:32Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:30Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:29Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:26Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:24Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:23Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:22Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:21Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:20Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:18Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:13Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:08Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:07Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:06Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:05Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:04Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:58Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:56Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:55Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:53Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:50Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:49Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:46Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:44Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:43Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:38Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:37Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:35Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:34Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:31Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:28Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:26Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:21Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:20Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:19Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:18Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:17Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:16Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:15Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:14Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:13Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:12Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:11Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:10Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:09Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:07Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:06Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:03Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:02Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:01Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:59Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:57Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:56Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:48Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:47Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:46Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:45Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:41Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:40Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:39Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:38Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:32Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:31Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:29Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:28Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:27Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:24Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:23Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:22Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:18Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:17Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:16Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:15Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:14Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:11Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:04Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:03Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:59Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:58Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:57Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:56Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:55Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:54Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:53Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:50Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:49Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:48Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:45Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:44Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:43Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:42Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:39Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:38Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:37Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:36Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:33Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:32Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:31Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:29Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:28Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:27Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:25Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:24Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:23Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:16Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:15Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:14Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:13Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:11Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:10Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:09Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:06Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:05Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:04Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:59Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:58Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:55Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:53Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:46Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:45Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:44Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:40Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:39Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:37Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:33Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:29Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:26Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:25Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:23Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:22Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:21Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:19Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:18Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:17Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:15Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:12Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:07Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:06Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:03Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:02Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:58Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:57Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:55Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:54Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:53Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:51Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:50Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:47Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:46Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:41Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:38Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:35Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:34Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:33Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:32Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:30Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:26Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:24Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:23Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:22Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:21Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:20Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:19Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:17Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:15Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:14Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:13Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:08Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:07Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:06Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:04Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:03Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:02Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:59Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:57Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:56Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:52Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:51Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:50Caption #199

Board [Post Message]

The words surrounding a painting:

The mermaid swam deeper. Through ever green kelp, its strands slick, its stranglehold loosened -- letting her pass through easily now. Her sadness poluting, spreading beyond her brittle body, sending scents that far away sharks sensed as blood.

Deeper she swam, beyond where the kelp grew, the blue green tone of the water departing. She saw no more, only felt her hands clasped hard against her face: her tears feeling warm against the chill of the deeper waters. She curled up; too fragile, too cold and numb -- not caring as she tumbled. Bubbles rose through her clenched fingers as she called out his name, a pointless ruin of vitality as oxygen starvation sucked on her from within. There on the edge of her world -- her body and spirit crushed -- she looked once more to the surface.

Cold doubt felt melting to her frozen mind, her thoughts moved listlessly, but the doubt was impassive. Had he truly been lost?

She was on the threshold, the question needed an answer, there could be no other time. Her life weak, she pushed with finality upwards, and once again reached oxygen rich water. She swam up and up, past scattering fish, towards the phosphorescent green divide of water and sky.

She broke the surface, the violent storm had become becalmed, but still nothing could be seen except the rock. The rock on which they had first met and last seen. She pulled herself up on to the small rock, her hair wild and tangled in the wind, her scales gleeming like a hand sewn sequined gown. This is how he had first seen her, come to her rescue in his small fishing boat. This is how they had met everyday for three months.

"Perhaps he will come tomorrow." The mermaid thought, as she turned her head from the wooden wreckage around her

There are 14 messages for this day.
<obtuse> Meanwhile, the ponderous bulk of the sea witch Ursula jiggled disgustingly as she cackled deep in her nautical hideout. That dumb ninny Ariel was too dumb to recognize the remains of the fisherman's boat around her, much less deduce that the vile sorceress had taken him for her own nefarious purposes.

The only thing left for her to do was decide what freakish marine creature to transmogrify him into: perhaps a cowfish? Aha, a nurse shark - what better way to emasculate such a handsome specimen of the male species. For you see, Ursula was of that peculiar breed of woman that is somehow destined to always be a heinous, militant, man-hating bitch.

<JulieK> In the first panal, that is that talking orb from wigu isn't it
<3Suns> For proof that God is a hermaphrodite, look no further than the juxtaposition of the first panel and ...www.sites.si.edu...
<Stormi> So, Mort, it the picture of the chick getting whipped cream sprayed on her tummy going to show up tomorrow?
<Mort> There is no tomorrow in MostEmailedopia.
<Stormi> oh. sorry. ::slinks off::
<Mort> Maybe Monday Stormi.

This is haunting.
...www.angelfire.com...

<3Suns> OMG, that's my irradiated Ukranian girlfriend! I didn't know she had a webpage!

It's great, you see, 'cause we never have to worry about birth control.

<3Suns> Too bad she's losing her hair kinda fast.
<3Suns> If anyone can make up a caption based on the fact that that nebula looks exactly like the Space Marine's helmet in DOOM, I'll give them a cookie.
<Starbug> OMFG you gotta see this!
<Starbug> Hmm, the message program is excising my <a> tags... if I can't make an anchor, how can I link to it?
<3Suns> just paste the URL, the site will link it automatically
<Starbug> It's ...www.slowwave.co...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post