[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

GURU ASHANDA

IF YOU FOLLOW MY DIRECTIONS YOU WILL BE WELL REWARDED.

God I hear you, but I am not sure this will be a favourable outcome.

Sure it's a pretty dog, but it ain't going to win the 4:10 at the dog track.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 332 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:05Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:03Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:01Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:00Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:59Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:58Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:55Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:54Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:52Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:51Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:49Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:48Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:47Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:46Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:45Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:44Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:43Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:42Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:40Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:39Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:38Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:37Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:36Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:35Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:33Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:31Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:30Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:26Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:23Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:22Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:21Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:20Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:18Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:17Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:16Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:14Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:13Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:12Caption #992
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:09Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:07Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:06Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:05Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:02Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:01Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:59Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:57Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:56Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:55Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:54Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:53Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:52Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:50Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:48Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:47Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:46Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:45Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:44Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:43Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:42Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:41Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:39Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:38Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:36Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:35Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:33Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:31Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:30Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:29Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:28Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:27Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:25Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:24Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:23Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:22Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:20Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:18Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:17Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:15Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:14Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:10Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:09Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:06Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:05Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:04Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:03Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:02Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:01Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:00Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:59Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:58Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:56Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:55Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:53Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:51Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:50Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:49Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:48Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:47Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:46Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:45Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:43Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:41Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:37Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:33Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:32Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:31Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:30Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:29Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:28Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:26Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:21Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:20Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:17Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:16Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:14Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:13Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:12Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:11Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:10Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:09Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:08Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:06Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:04Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:03Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:01Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:58Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:57Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:54Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:50Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:49Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:48Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:47Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:46Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:45Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:44Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:43Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:42Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:41Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:40Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:39Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:38Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:37Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:36Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:35Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:34Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:33Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:30Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:27Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:26Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:25Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:23Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:22Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:19Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:16Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:14Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:12Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:11Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:08Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:07Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:05Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:02Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:59Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:56Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:53Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:52Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:51Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:50Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:49Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:48Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:47Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:46Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:45Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:44Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:43Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:42Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:41Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:40Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:37Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:33Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:31Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:26Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:23Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:20Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:18Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:14Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:12Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:11Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:09Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:08Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:07Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:05Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:04Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:03Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:02Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:01Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:00Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:59Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:58Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:54Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:50Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:48Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:47Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:46Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:45Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:44Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:43Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:40Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:39Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:38Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:37Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:36Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:35Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:33Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:32Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:29Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:26Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:25Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:24Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:23Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:22Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:21Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:20Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:18Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:17Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:15Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:14Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:12Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:10Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:09Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:05Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:03Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:02Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:01Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:00Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:59Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:58Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:57Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:56Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:55Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:54Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:53Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:52Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:51Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:50Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:49Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:47Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:44Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:43Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:42Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:39Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:37Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:36Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:32Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:29Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:27Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:26Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:25Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:24Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:23Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:22Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:21Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:20Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:18Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:15Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:14Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:13Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:12Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:11Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:11Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:09Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:04Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:03Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:02Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:01Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:58Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:55Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:53Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:48Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:47Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:45Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:42Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:38Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:36Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:35Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:34Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:33Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:32Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:31Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:30Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:29Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:26Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:25Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:19Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:17Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:15Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:10Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:09Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:08Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:07Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:05Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:02Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:58Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:57Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:56Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:55Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:54Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:53Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:52Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:51Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:50Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:48Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:46Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:43Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:42Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:41Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:40Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:39Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:38Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:37Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:36Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:35Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:34Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:33Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:32Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:31Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:30Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:29Caption #411

Board [Post Message]

The words surrounding a painting:

The mermaid swam deeper. Through ever green kelp, its strands slick, its stranglehold loosened -- letting her pass through easily now. Her sadness poluting, spreading beyond her brittle body, sending scents that far away sharks sensed as blood.

Deeper she swam, beyond where the kelp grew, the blue green tone of the water departing. She saw no more, only felt her hands clasped hard against her face: her tears feeling warm against the chill of the deeper waters. She curled up; too fragile, too cold and numb -- not caring as she tumbled. Bubbles rose through her clenched fingers as she called out his name, a pointless ruin of vitality as oxygen starvation sucked on her from within. There on the edge of her world -- her body and spirit crushed -- she looked once more to the surface.

Cold doubt felt melting to her frozen mind, her thoughts moved listlessly, but the doubt was impassive. Had he truly been lost?

She was on the threshold, the question needed an answer, there could be no other time. Her life weak, she pushed with finality upwards, and once again reached oxygen rich water. She swam up and up, past scattering fish, towards the phosphorescent green divide of water and sky.

She broke the surface, the violent storm had become becalmed, but still nothing could be seen except the rock. The rock on which they had first met and last seen. She pulled herself up on to the small rock, her hair wild and tangled in the wind, her scales gleeming like a hand sewn sequined gown. This is how he had first seen her, come to her rescue in his small fishing boat. This is how they had met everyday for three months.

"Perhaps he will come tomorrow." The mermaid thought, as she turned her head from the wooden wreckage around her

There are 14 messages for this day.
<obtuse> Meanwhile, the ponderous bulk of the sea witch Ursula jiggled disgustingly as she cackled deep in her nautical hideout. That dumb ninny Ariel was too dumb to recognize the remains of the fisherman's boat around her, much less deduce that the vile sorceress had taken him for her own nefarious purposes.

The only thing left for her to do was decide what freakish marine creature to transmogrify him into: perhaps a cowfish? Aha, a nurse shark - what better way to emasculate such a handsome specimen of the male species. For you see, Ursula was of that peculiar breed of woman that is somehow destined to always be a heinous, militant, man-hating bitch.

<JulieK> In the first panal, that is that talking orb from wigu isn't it
<3Suns> For proof that God is a hermaphrodite, look no further than the juxtaposition of the first panel and ...www.sites.si.edu...
<Stormi> So, Mort, it the picture of the chick getting whipped cream sprayed on her tummy going to show up tomorrow?
<Mort> There is no tomorrow in MostEmailedopia.
<Stormi> oh. sorry. ::slinks off::
<Mort> Maybe Monday Stormi.

This is haunting.
...www.angelfire.com...

<3Suns> OMG, that's my irradiated Ukranian girlfriend! I didn't know she had a webpage!

It's great, you see, 'cause we never have to worry about birth control.

<3Suns> Too bad she's losing her hair kinda fast.
<3Suns> If anyone can make up a caption based on the fact that that nebula looks exactly like the Space Marine's helmet in DOOM, I'll give them a cookie.
<Starbug> OMFG you gotta see this!
<Starbug> Hmm, the message program is excising my <a> tags... if I can't make an anchor, how can I link to it?
<3Suns> just paste the URL, the site will link it automatically
<Starbug> It's ...www.slowwave.co...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post