[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

GURU ASHANDA

IF YOU FOLLOW MY DIRECTIONS YOU WILL BE WELL REWARDED.

God I hear you, but I am not sure this will be a favourable outcome.

Sure it's a pretty dog, but it ain't going to win the 4:10 at the dog track.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 337 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:21Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:16Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:14Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:13Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:12Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:11Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:10Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:09Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:08Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:07Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:06Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:05Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:01Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:58Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:57Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:56Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:55Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:54Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:53Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:47Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:46Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:44Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:43Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:42Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:38Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:33Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:25Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:24Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:23Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:22Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:21Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:20Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:19Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:18Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:17Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:16Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:15Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:12Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:07Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:06Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:05Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:04Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:03Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:02Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:59Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:58Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:56Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:53Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:52Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:51Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:47Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:42Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:39Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:39Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:37Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:36Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:35Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:34Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:33Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:32Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:30Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:29Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:28Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:27Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:26Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:25Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:24Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:23Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:22Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:19Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:18Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:17Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:16Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:15Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:14Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:13Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:12Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:06Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:57Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:53Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:52Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:49Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:47Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:46Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:45Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:41Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:38Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:37Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:32Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:28Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:27Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:26Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:25Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:24Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:23Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:22Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:21Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:20Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:17Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:16Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:15Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:14Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:13Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:12Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:11Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:10Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:07Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:06Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:05Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:04Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:02Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:01Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:59Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:56Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:55Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:54Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:53Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:52Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:51Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:50Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:49Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:47Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:46Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:45Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:44Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:43Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:42Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:41Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:40Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:39Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:37Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:36Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:34Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:33Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:27Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:25Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:24Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:23Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:22Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:21Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:20Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:17Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:16Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:15Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:14Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:13Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:12Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:10Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:09Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:08Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:06Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:04Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:03Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:02Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:00Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:59Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:58Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:57Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:56Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:55Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:54Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:53Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:52Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:43Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:41Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:39Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:37Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:27Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:26Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:25Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:24Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:23Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:22Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:15Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:13Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:12Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:55Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:48Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:47Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:42Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:41Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:40Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:39Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:38Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:37Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:36Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:35Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:31Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:30Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:29Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:28Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:27Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:26Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:25Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:24Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:20Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:19Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:18Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:17Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:16Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:15Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:14Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:13Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:12Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:11Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:10Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:09Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:07Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:05Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:04Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:03Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:02Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:01Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:00Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:59Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:58Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:57Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:56Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:55Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:51Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:49Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:48Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:43Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:41Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:39Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:36Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:35Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:31Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:30Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:29Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:28Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:27Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:26Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:25Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:24Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:23Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:22Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:21Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:16Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:14Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:11Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:07Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:05Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:03Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:59Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:56Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:51Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:50Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:49Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:48Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:45Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:44Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:41Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:39Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:38Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:37Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:35Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:33Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:30Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:29Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:27Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:23Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:22Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:21Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:20Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:19Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:18Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:17Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:16Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:15Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:14Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:13Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:12Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:11Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:06Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:05Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:04Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:03Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:02Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:01Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:58Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:55Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:52Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:50Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:48Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:47Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:46Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:45Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:44Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:42Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:40Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:39Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:34Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:31Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:30Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:29Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:28Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:27Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:26Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:25Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:24Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:23Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:20Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:18Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:15Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:10Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:06Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:03Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:00Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:58Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:57Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:56Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:55Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:54Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:53Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:52Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:51Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:50Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:49Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:48Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:47Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:44Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:43Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:39Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:38Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:35Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:30Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:27Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:26Caption #690

Board [Post Message]

The words surrounding a painting:

The mermaid swam deeper. Through ever green kelp, its strands slick, its stranglehold loosened -- letting her pass through easily now. Her sadness poluting, spreading beyond her brittle body, sending scents that far away sharks sensed as blood.

Deeper she swam, beyond where the kelp grew, the blue green tone of the water departing. She saw no more, only felt her hands clasped hard against her face: her tears feeling warm against the chill of the deeper waters. She curled up; too fragile, too cold and numb -- not caring as she tumbled. Bubbles rose through her clenched fingers as she called out his name, a pointless ruin of vitality as oxygen starvation sucked on her from within. There on the edge of her world -- her body and spirit crushed -- she looked once more to the surface.

Cold doubt felt melting to her frozen mind, her thoughts moved listlessly, but the doubt was impassive. Had he truly been lost?

She was on the threshold, the question needed an answer, there could be no other time. Her life weak, she pushed with finality upwards, and once again reached oxygen rich water. She swam up and up, past scattering fish, towards the phosphorescent green divide of water and sky.

She broke the surface, the violent storm had become becalmed, but still nothing could be seen except the rock. The rock on which they had first met and last seen. She pulled herself up on to the small rock, her hair wild and tangled in the wind, her scales gleeming like a hand sewn sequined gown. This is how he had first seen her, come to her rescue in his small fishing boat. This is how they had met everyday for three months.

"Perhaps he will come tomorrow." The mermaid thought, as she turned her head from the wooden wreckage around her

There are 14 messages for this day.
<obtuse> Meanwhile, the ponderous bulk of the sea witch Ursula jiggled disgustingly as she cackled deep in her nautical hideout. That dumb ninny Ariel was too dumb to recognize the remains of the fisherman's boat around her, much less deduce that the vile sorceress had taken him for her own nefarious purposes.

The only thing left for her to do was decide what freakish marine creature to transmogrify him into: perhaps a cowfish? Aha, a nurse shark - what better way to emasculate such a handsome specimen of the male species. For you see, Ursula was of that peculiar breed of woman that is somehow destined to always be a heinous, militant, man-hating bitch.

<JulieK> In the first panal, that is that talking orb from wigu isn't it
<3Suns> For proof that God is a hermaphrodite, look no further than the juxtaposition of the first panel and ...www.sites.si.edu...
<Stormi> So, Mort, it the picture of the chick getting whipped cream sprayed on her tummy going to show up tomorrow?
<Mort> There is no tomorrow in MostEmailedopia.
<Stormi> oh. sorry. ::slinks off::
<Mort> Maybe Monday Stormi.

This is haunting.
...www.angelfire.com...

<3Suns> OMG, that's my irradiated Ukranian girlfriend! I didn't know she had a webpage!

It's great, you see, 'cause we never have to worry about birth control.

<3Suns> Too bad she's losing her hair kinda fast.
<3Suns> If anyone can make up a caption based on the fact that that nebula looks exactly like the Space Marine's helmet in DOOM, I'll give them a cookie.
<Starbug> OMFG you gotta see this!
<Starbug> Hmm, the message program is excising my <a> tags... if I can't make an anchor, how can I link to it?
<3Suns> just paste the URL, the site will link it automatically
<Starbug> It's ...www.slowwave.co...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post