Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

GURU ASHANDA

IF YOU FOLLOW MY DIRECTIONS YOU WILL BE WELL REWARDED.

God I hear you, but I am not sure this will be a favourable outcome.

Sure it's a pretty dog, but it ain't going to win the 4:10 at the dog track.

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 239 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:39 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:38 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:37 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:36 Caption #-29

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:35 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:34 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:33 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:32 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:26 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:23 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:22 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:21 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:20 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:19 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:18 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:17 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:16 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:15 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:14 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:13 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:12 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:11 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:10 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:09 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:08 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:07 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:06 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:05 Caption #901

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:04 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:03 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:02 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:01 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:00 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:59 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:58 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:57 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:56 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:55 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:54 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:53 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:52 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:51 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:50 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:49 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:48 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:47 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:45 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:44 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:43 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:42 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:40 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:36 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:34 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:33 Caption #-29

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:32 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:31 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:30 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:27 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:26 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:24 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:22 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:13 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:12 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:11 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:09 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:06 Caption #-63

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:04 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:03 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:01 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:59 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:58 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:57 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:56 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:55 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:54 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:53 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:52 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:51 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:50 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:49 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:48 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:47 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:46 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:45 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:44 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:43 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:42 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:41 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:40 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:39 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:38 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:37 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:36 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:35 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:34 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:33 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:32 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:31 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:30 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:29 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:28 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:27 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:26 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:25 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:24 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:23 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:22 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:21 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:20 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:19 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:18 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:16 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:15 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:14 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:13 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:11 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:10 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:09 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:08 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:06 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:04 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:03 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:02 Caption #989

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:37:00 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:58 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:57 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:55 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:54 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:53 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:52 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:50 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:49 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:48 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:47 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:45 Caption #-48

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:44 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:43 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:42 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:41 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:40 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:39 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:38 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:37 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:36 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:35 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:34 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:33 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:32 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:31 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:30 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:29 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:28 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:27 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:26 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:25 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:24 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:23 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:22 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:21 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:20 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:18 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:17 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:16 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:15 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:14 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:13 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:12 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:11 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:10 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:09 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:08 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:07 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:06 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:05 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:04 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:03 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:02 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:01 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:36:00 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:58 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:56 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:55 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:54 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:53 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:51 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:50 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:49 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:48 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:47 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:46 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:45 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:44 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:43 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:42 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:41 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:40 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:39 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:38 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:36 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:35 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:34 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:33 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:31 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:30 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:29 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:28 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:27 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:26 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:25 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:24 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:22 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:21 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:20 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:19 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:17 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:16 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:15 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:14 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:12 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:11 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:10 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:09 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:08 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:07 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:06 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:04 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:03 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:02 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:01 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:00 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:59 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:56 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:55 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:54 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:53 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:52 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:51 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:49 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:47 Caption #6

Board

[Post Message]

The words surrounding a painting:

The mermaid swam deeper. Through ever green kelp, its strands slick, its stranglehold loosened -- letting her pass through easily now. Her sadness poluting, spreading beyond her brittle body, sending scents that far away sharks sensed as blood.

Deeper she swam, beyond where the kelp grew, the blue green tone of the water departing. She saw no more, only felt her hands clasped hard against her face: her tears feeling warm against the chill of the deeper waters. She curled up; too fragile, too cold and numb -- not caring as she tumbled. Bubbles rose through her clenched fingers as she called out his name, a pointless ruin of vitality as oxygen starvation sucked on her from within. There on the edge of her world -- her body and spirit crushed -- she looked once more to the surface.

Cold doubt felt melting to her frozen mind, her thoughts moved listlessly, but the doubt was impassive. Had he truly been lost?

She was on the threshold, the question needed an answer, there could be no other time. Her life weak, she pushed with finality upwards, and once again reached oxygen rich water. She swam up and up, past scattering fish, towards the phosphorescent green divide of water and sky.

She broke the surface, the violent storm had become becalmed, but still nothing could be seen except the rock. The rock on which they had first met and last seen. She pulled herself up on to the small rock, her hair wild and tangled in the wind, her scales gleeming like a hand sewn sequined gown. This is how he had first seen her, come to her rescue in his small fishing boat. This is how they had met everyday for three months.

"Perhaps he will come tomorrow." The mermaid thought, as she turned her head from the wooden wreckage around her

There are 14 messages for this day.

<obtuse> Meanwhile, the ponderous bulk of the sea witch Ursula jiggled disgustingly as she cackled deep in her nautical hideout. That dumb ninny Ariel was too dumb to recognize the remains of the fisherman's boat around her, much less deduce that the vile sorceress had taken him for her own nefarious purposes.

The only thing left for her to do was decide what freakish marine creature to transmogrify him into: perhaps a cowfish? Aha, a nurse shark - what better way to emasculate such a handsome specimen of the male species. For you see, Ursula was of that peculiar breed of woman that is somehow destined to always be a heinous, militant, man-hating bitch.

<JulieK> In the first panal, that is that talking orb from wigu isn't it

<3Suns> For proof that God is a hermaphrodite, look no further than the juxtaposition of the first panel and ...www.sites.si.edu...

<Stormi> So, Mort, it the picture of the chick getting whipped cream sprayed on her tummy going to show up tomorrow?

<Mort> There is no tomorrow in MostEmailedopia.

<Stormi> oh. sorry. ::slinks off::

<Mort> Maybe Monday Stormi.

This is haunting.
...www.angelfire.com...

<3Suns> OMG, that's my irradiated Ukranian girlfriend! I didn't know she had a webpage!

It's great, you see, 'cause we never have to worry about birth control.

<3Suns> Too bad she's losing her hair kinda fast.

<3Suns> If anyone can make up a caption based on the fact that that nebula looks exactly like the Space Marine's helmet in DOOM, I'll give them a cookie.

<Starbug> OMFG you gotta see this!

<Starbug> Hmm, the message program is excising my <a> tags... if I can't make an anchor, how can I link to it?

<3Suns> just paste the URL, the site will link it automatically

<Starbug> It's ...www.slowwave.co...

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post