Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

GURU ASHANDA

IF YOU FOLLOW MY DIRECTIONS YOU WILL BE WELL REWARDED.

God I hear you, but I am not sure this will be a favourable outcome.

Sure it's a pretty dog, but it ain't going to win the 4:10 at the dog track.

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 319 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:58 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:57 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:55 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:54 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:53 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:52 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:51 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:50 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:49 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:47 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:46 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:40 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:38 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:34 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:33 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:32 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:31 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:30 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:27 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:26 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:25 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:24 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:21 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:12 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:11 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:10 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:09 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:08 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:07 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:06 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:05 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:04 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:02 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:01 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:33:00 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:58 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:57 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:55 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:51 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:50 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:47 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:45 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:44 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:41 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:40 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:39 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:38 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:35 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:34 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:30 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:29 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:28 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:27 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:26 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:24 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:22 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:21 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:20 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:19 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:14 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:11 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:10 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:09 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:08 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:07 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:06 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:04 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:03 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:32:00 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:59 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:57 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:56 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:55 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:54 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:53 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:52 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:48 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:44 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:42 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:41 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:39 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:38 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:37 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:37 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:34 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:33 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:32 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:31 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:30 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:29 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:28 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:27 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:23 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:22 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:19 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:16 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:14 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:07 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:04 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:03 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:02 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:31:01 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:55 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:50 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:49 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:48 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:44 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:43 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:42 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:41 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:40 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:39 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:38 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:37 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:36 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:35 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:34 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:27 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:26 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:24 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:23 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:22 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:21 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:20 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:17 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:15 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:14 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:12 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:11 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:10 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:09 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:06 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:04 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:03 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:30:01 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:59 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:57 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:56 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:55 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:54 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:53 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:52 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:51 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:50 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:48 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:46 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:45 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:44 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:43 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:41 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:39 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:37 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:36 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:35 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:33 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:32 Caption #952

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:31 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:30 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:28 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:27 Caption #-63

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:26 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:24 Caption #966

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:23 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:21 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:20 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:19 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:18 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:17 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:16 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:15 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:14 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:12 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:11 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:10 Caption #950

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:09 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:08 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:07 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:06 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:05 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:03 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:02 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:01 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:29:00 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:59 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:57 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:56 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:55 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:54 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:52 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:51 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:50 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:48 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:46 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:45 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:43 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:41 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:39 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:37 Caption #933

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:27 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:25 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:21 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:16 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:15 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:14 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:12 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:11 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:09 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:08 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:07 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:06 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:04 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:03 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:00 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:57 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:55 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:54 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:53 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:48 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:47 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:46 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:45 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:44 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:42 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:41 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:40 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:39 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:37 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:36 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:32 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:31 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:30 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:28 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:27 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:26 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:22 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:21 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:18 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:17 Caption #-93

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:16 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:08 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:05 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:04 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:03 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:59 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:56 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:55 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:54 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:53 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:52 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:51 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:50 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:49 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:48 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:37 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:36 Caption #951

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:35 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:34 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:33 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:32 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:31 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:26 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:25 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:24 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:20 Caption #959

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:19 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:18 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:17 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:16 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:15 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:13 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:12 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:11 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:09 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:06 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:05 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:04 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:03 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:02 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:01 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:00 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:58 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:56 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:54 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:53 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:52 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:51 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:48 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:47 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:46 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:45 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:44 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:43 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:41 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:35 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:28 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:27 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:26 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:21 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:19 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:17 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:16 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:13 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:10 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:09 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:08 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:07 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:06 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:05 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:04 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:03 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:02 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:01 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:00 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:59 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:58 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:57 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:56 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:55 Caption #886

Board

[Post Message]

The words surrounding a painting:

The mermaid swam deeper. Through ever green kelp, its strands slick, its stranglehold loosened -- letting her pass through easily now. Her sadness poluting, spreading beyond her brittle body, sending scents that far away sharks sensed as blood.

Deeper she swam, beyond where the kelp grew, the blue green tone of the water departing. She saw no more, only felt her hands clasped hard against her face: her tears feeling warm against the chill of the deeper waters. She curled up; too fragile, too cold and numb -- not caring as she tumbled. Bubbles rose through her clenched fingers as she called out his name, a pointless ruin of vitality as oxygen starvation sucked on her from within. There on the edge of her world -- her body and spirit crushed -- she looked once more to the surface.

Cold doubt felt melting to her frozen mind, her thoughts moved listlessly, but the doubt was impassive. Had he truly been lost?

She was on the threshold, the question needed an answer, there could be no other time. Her life weak, she pushed with finality upwards, and once again reached oxygen rich water. She swam up and up, past scattering fish, towards the phosphorescent green divide of water and sky.

She broke the surface, the violent storm had become becalmed, but still nothing could be seen except the rock. The rock on which they had first met and last seen. She pulled herself up on to the small rock, her hair wild and tangled in the wind, her scales gleeming like a hand sewn sequined gown. This is how he had first seen her, come to her rescue in his small fishing boat. This is how they had met everyday for three months.

"Perhaps he will come tomorrow." The mermaid thought, as she turned her head from the wooden wreckage around her

There are 14 messages for this day.

<obtuse> Meanwhile, the ponderous bulk of the sea witch Ursula jiggled disgustingly as she cackled deep in her nautical hideout. That dumb ninny Ariel was too dumb to recognize the remains of the fisherman's boat around her, much less deduce that the vile sorceress had taken him for her own nefarious purposes.

The only thing left for her to do was decide what freakish marine creature to transmogrify him into: perhaps a cowfish? Aha, a nurse shark - what better way to emasculate such a handsome specimen of the male species. For you see, Ursula was of that peculiar breed of woman that is somehow destined to always be a heinous, militant, man-hating bitch.

<JulieK> In the first panal, that is that talking orb from wigu isn't it

<3Suns> For proof that God is a hermaphrodite, look no further than the juxtaposition of the first panel and ...www.sites.si.edu...

<Stormi> So, Mort, it the picture of the chick getting whipped cream sprayed on her tummy going to show up tomorrow?

<Mort> There is no tomorrow in MostEmailedopia.

<Stormi> oh. sorry. ::slinks off::

<Mort> Maybe Monday Stormi.

This is haunting.
...www.angelfire.com...

<3Suns> OMG, that's my irradiated Ukranian girlfriend! I didn't know she had a webpage!

It's great, you see, 'cause we never have to worry about birth control.

<3Suns> Too bad she's losing her hair kinda fast.

<3Suns> If anyone can make up a caption based on the fact that that nebula looks exactly like the Space Marine's helmet in DOOM, I'll give them a cookie.

<Starbug> OMFG you gotta see this!

<Starbug> Hmm, the message program is excising my <a> tags... if I can't make an anchor, how can I link to it?

<3Suns> just paste the URL, the site will link it automatically

<Starbug> It's ...www.slowwave.co...

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post