[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

GURU ASHANDA

IF YOU FOLLOW MY DIRECTIONS YOU WILL BE WELL REWARDED.

God I hear you, but I am not sure this will be a favourable outcome.

Sure it's a pretty dog, but it ain't going to win the 4:10 at the dog track.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 330 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:39Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:38Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:37Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:36Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:35Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:34Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:33Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:32Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:31Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:26Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:25Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:24Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:23Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:22Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:21Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:19Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:18Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:17Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:16Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:14Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:13Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:11Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:09Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:07Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:06Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:03Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:02Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:00Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:58Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:57Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:56Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:55Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:53Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:52Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:49Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:47Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:43Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:41Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:39Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:38Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:36Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:35Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:32Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:29Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:27Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:26Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:25Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:23Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:21Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:20Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:19Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:18Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:17Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:16Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:15Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:09Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:07Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:03Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:53Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:52Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:50Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:49Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:48Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:45Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:43Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:37Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:36Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:35Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:34Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:33Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:32Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:31Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:28Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:26Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:21Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:19Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:18Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:17Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:16Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:11Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:07Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:03Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:54Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:47Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:45Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:42Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:40Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:38Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:35Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:28Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:27Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:22Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:17Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:16Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:15Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:14Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:12Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:09Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:08Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:07Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:06Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:05Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:04Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:02Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:59Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:58Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:43Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:42Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:38Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:37Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:36Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:35Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:34Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:32Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:27Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:24Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:22Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:20Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:16Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:15Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:13Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:12Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:11Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:10Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:09Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:08Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:05Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:02Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:01Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:59Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:58Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:57Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:56Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:55Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:54Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:53Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:51Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:48Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:46Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:43Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:42Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:41Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:40Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:39Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:37Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:36Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:34Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:31Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:28Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:25Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:23Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:22Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:20Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:19Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:18Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:15Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:13Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:08Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:06Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:02Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:56Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:55Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:54Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:53Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:52Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:51Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:50Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:49Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:48Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:47Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:46Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:45Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:44Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:43Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:42Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:41Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:40Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:39Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:37Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:36Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:35Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:34Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:33Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:31Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:30Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:29Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:28Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:27Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:26Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:24Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:23Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:20Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:19Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:14Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:13Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:12Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:11Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:06Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:04Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:02Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:58Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:56Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:55Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:53Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:50Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:46Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:45Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:44Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:43Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:42Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:41Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:40Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:39Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:38Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:37Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:36Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:34Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:33Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:32Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:31Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:30Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:29Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:28Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:27Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:26Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:25Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:24Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:23Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:21Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:20Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:19Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:18Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:17Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:16Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:10Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:04Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:03Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:02Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:01Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:00Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:54Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:53Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:52Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:51Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:50Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:49Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:48Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:47Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:46Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:45Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:44Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:43Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:42Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:41Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:40Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:39Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:38Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:30Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:26Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:25Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:23Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:21Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:14Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:10Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:09Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:07Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:06Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:05Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:02Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:01Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:59Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:58Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:57Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:55Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:54Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:53Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:52Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:51Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:50Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:49Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:48Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:47Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:46Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:45Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:44Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:43Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:42Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:41Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:40Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:39Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:38Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:37Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:36Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:35Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:34Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:33Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:32Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:31Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:30Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:29Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:28Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:27Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:26Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:25Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:24Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:23Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:22Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:21Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:20Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:17Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:15Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:11Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:00Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:53Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:52Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:46Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:43Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:42Caption #167

Board [Post Message]

The words surrounding a painting:

The mermaid swam deeper. Through ever green kelp, its strands slick, its stranglehold loosened -- letting her pass through easily now. Her sadness poluting, spreading beyond her brittle body, sending scents that far away sharks sensed as blood.

Deeper she swam, beyond where the kelp grew, the blue green tone of the water departing. She saw no more, only felt her hands clasped hard against her face: her tears feeling warm against the chill of the deeper waters. She curled up; too fragile, too cold and numb -- not caring as she tumbled. Bubbles rose through her clenched fingers as she called out his name, a pointless ruin of vitality as oxygen starvation sucked on her from within. There on the edge of her world -- her body and spirit crushed -- she looked once more to the surface.

Cold doubt felt melting to her frozen mind, her thoughts moved listlessly, but the doubt was impassive. Had he truly been lost?

She was on the threshold, the question needed an answer, there could be no other time. Her life weak, she pushed with finality upwards, and once again reached oxygen rich water. She swam up and up, past scattering fish, towards the phosphorescent green divide of water and sky.

She broke the surface, the violent storm had become becalmed, but still nothing could be seen except the rock. The rock on which they had first met and last seen. She pulled herself up on to the small rock, her hair wild and tangled in the wind, her scales gleeming like a hand sewn sequined gown. This is how he had first seen her, come to her rescue in his small fishing boat. This is how they had met everyday for three months.

"Perhaps he will come tomorrow." The mermaid thought, as she turned her head from the wooden wreckage around her

There are 14 messages for this day.
<obtuse> Meanwhile, the ponderous bulk of the sea witch Ursula jiggled disgustingly as she cackled deep in her nautical hideout. That dumb ninny Ariel was too dumb to recognize the remains of the fisherman's boat around her, much less deduce that the vile sorceress had taken him for her own nefarious purposes.

The only thing left for her to do was decide what freakish marine creature to transmogrify him into: perhaps a cowfish? Aha, a nurse shark - what better way to emasculate such a handsome specimen of the male species. For you see, Ursula was of that peculiar breed of woman that is somehow destined to always be a heinous, militant, man-hating bitch.

<JulieK> In the first panal, that is that talking orb from wigu isn't it
<3Suns> For proof that God is a hermaphrodite, look no further than the juxtaposition of the first panel and ...www.sites.si.edu...
<Stormi> So, Mort, it the picture of the chick getting whipped cream sprayed on her tummy going to show up tomorrow?
<Mort> There is no tomorrow in MostEmailedopia.
<Stormi> oh. sorry. ::slinks off::
<Mort> Maybe Monday Stormi.

This is haunting.
...www.angelfire.com...

<3Suns> OMG, that's my irradiated Ukranian girlfriend! I didn't know she had a webpage!

It's great, you see, 'cause we never have to worry about birth control.

<3Suns> Too bad she's losing her hair kinda fast.
<3Suns> If anyone can make up a caption based on the fact that that nebula looks exactly like the Space Marine's helmet in DOOM, I'll give them a cookie.
<Starbug> OMFG you gotta see this!
<Starbug> Hmm, the message program is excising my <a> tags... if I can't make an anchor, how can I link to it?
<3Suns> just paste the URL, the site will link it automatically
<Starbug> It's ...www.slowwave.co...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post