[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

GURU ASHANDA

IF YOU FOLLOW MY DIRECTIONS YOU WILL BE WELL REWARDED.

God I hear you, but I am not sure this will be a favourable outcome.

Sure it's a pretty dog, but it ain't going to win the 4:10 at the dog track.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 239 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:36Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:32Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:28Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:26Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:25Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:24Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:23Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:22Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:21Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:20Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:17Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:16Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:15Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:14Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:13Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:10Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:09Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:08Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:07Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:05Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:03Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:01Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:59Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:57Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:56Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:53Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:50Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:49Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:47Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:46Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:45Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:44Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:43Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:42Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:40Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:39Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:38Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:37Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:35Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:33Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:32Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:31Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:30Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:29Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:28Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:27Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:25Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:24Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:23Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:21Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:20Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:19Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:17Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:16Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:14Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:13Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:10Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:08Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:07Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:06Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:04Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:02Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:02Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:00Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:59Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:58Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:56Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:55Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:53Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:48Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:44Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:40Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:39Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:38Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:37Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:35Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:32Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:31Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:25Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:24Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:22Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:21Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:20Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:19Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:18Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:17Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:15Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:12Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:10Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:09Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:05Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:04Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:03Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:01Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:00Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:57Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:56Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:55Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:54Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:53Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:52Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:51Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:50Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:49Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:46Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:45Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:43Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:37Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:36Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:34Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:32Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:31Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:30Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:28Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:27Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:26Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:21Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:19Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:17Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:16Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:15Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:14Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:10Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:09Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:08Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:06Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:05Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:00Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:56Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:55Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:51Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:50Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:49Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:48Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:47Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:46Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:45Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:44Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:43Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:42Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:41Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:39Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:37Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:32Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:31Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:30Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:27Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:25Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:21Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:19Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:18Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:17Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:16Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:14Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:12Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:11Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:10Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:04Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:59Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:58Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:57Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:54Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:50Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:46Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:45Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:44Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:43Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:42Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:41Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:37Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:36Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:33Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:32Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:30Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:29Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:28Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:27Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:26Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:25Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:24Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:23Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:22Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:20Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:19Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:18Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:17Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:16Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:13Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:10Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:09Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:04Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:02Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:01Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:59Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:53Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:51Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:49Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:48Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:36Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:34Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:30Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:24Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:22Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:21Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:20Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:15Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:14Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:10Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:09Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:05Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:00Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:57Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:55Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:53Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:52Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:48Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:44Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:43Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:42Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:41Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:40Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:37Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:34Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:31Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:26Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:25Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:22Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:21Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:20Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:19Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:18Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:17Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:10Caption #163

Board [Post Message]

The words surrounding a painting:

The mermaid swam deeper. Through ever green kelp, its strands slick, its stranglehold loosened -- letting her pass through easily now. Her sadness poluting, spreading beyond her brittle body, sending scents that far away sharks sensed as blood.

Deeper she swam, beyond where the kelp grew, the blue green tone of the water departing. She saw no more, only felt her hands clasped hard against her face: her tears feeling warm against the chill of the deeper waters. She curled up; too fragile, too cold and numb -- not caring as she tumbled. Bubbles rose through her clenched fingers as she called out his name, a pointless ruin of vitality as oxygen starvation sucked on her from within. There on the edge of her world -- her body and spirit crushed -- she looked once more to the surface.

Cold doubt felt melting to her frozen mind, her thoughts moved listlessly, but the doubt was impassive. Had he truly been lost?

She was on the threshold, the question needed an answer, there could be no other time. Her life weak, she pushed with finality upwards, and once again reached oxygen rich water. She swam up and up, past scattering fish, towards the phosphorescent green divide of water and sky.

She broke the surface, the violent storm had become becalmed, but still nothing could be seen except the rock. The rock on which they had first met and last seen. She pulled herself up on to the small rock, her hair wild and tangled in the wind, her scales gleeming like a hand sewn sequined gown. This is how he had first seen her, come to her rescue in his small fishing boat. This is how they had met everyday for three months.

"Perhaps he will come tomorrow." The mermaid thought, as she turned her head from the wooden wreckage around her

There are 14 messages for this day.
<obtuse> Meanwhile, the ponderous bulk of the sea witch Ursula jiggled disgustingly as she cackled deep in her nautical hideout. That dumb ninny Ariel was too dumb to recognize the remains of the fisherman's boat around her, much less deduce that the vile sorceress had taken him for her own nefarious purposes.

The only thing left for her to do was decide what freakish marine creature to transmogrify him into: perhaps a cowfish? Aha, a nurse shark - what better way to emasculate such a handsome specimen of the male species. For you see, Ursula was of that peculiar breed of woman that is somehow destined to always be a heinous, militant, man-hating bitch.

<JulieK> In the first panal, that is that talking orb from wigu isn't it
<3Suns> For proof that God is a hermaphrodite, look no further than the juxtaposition of the first panel and ...www.sites.si.edu...
<Stormi> So, Mort, it the picture of the chick getting whipped cream sprayed on her tummy going to show up tomorrow?
<Mort> There is no tomorrow in MostEmailedopia.
<Stormi> oh. sorry. ::slinks off::
<Mort> Maybe Monday Stormi.

This is haunting.
...www.angelfire.com...

<3Suns> OMG, that's my irradiated Ukranian girlfriend! I didn't know she had a webpage!

It's great, you see, 'cause we never have to worry about birth control.

<3Suns> Too bad she's losing her hair kinda fast.
<3Suns> If anyone can make up a caption based on the fact that that nebula looks exactly like the Space Marine's helmet in DOOM, I'll give them a cookie.
<Starbug> OMFG you gotta see this!
<Starbug> Hmm, the message program is excising my <a> tags... if I can't make an anchor, how can I link to it?
<3Suns> just paste the URL, the site will link it automatically
<Starbug> It's ...www.slowwave.co...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post