[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Reuters sent me an email today, they are so pissed.

They showed me a huge dollar figure for each image I displayed.

These pictures of cute animals don't come cheap you know.

So I am proud to introduce the new line of caption monkie clothing.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 344 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:52Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:51Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:50Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:49Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:48Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:46Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:45Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:44Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:43Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:38Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:35Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:34Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:30Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:28Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:27Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:26Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:24Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:22Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:19Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:18Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:16Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:15Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:12Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:11Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:08Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:07Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:06Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:04Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:03Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:02Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:00Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:59Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:58Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:57Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:56Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:54Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:53Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:52Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:51Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:50Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:49Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:48Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:47Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:46Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:44Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:43Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:42Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:41Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:40Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:39Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:38Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:37Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:36Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:35Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:33Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:32Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:31Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:30Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:28Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:27Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:26Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:25Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:24Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:23Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:22Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:21Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:19Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:17Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:16Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:15Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:13Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:11Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:10Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:09Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:08Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:07Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:05Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:03Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:59Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:58Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:57Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:56Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:55Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:54Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:53Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:52Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:51Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:50Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:49Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:47Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:45Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:44Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:43Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:42Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:41Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:39Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:37Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:36Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:35Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:33Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:31Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:30Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:29Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:28Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:27Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:25Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:23Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:21Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:20Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:19Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:17Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:16Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:15Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:13Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:11Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:10Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:09Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:08Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:07Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:06Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:04Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:02Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:01Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:58Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:57Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:56Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:55Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:54Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:53Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:51Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:47Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:43Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:42Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:40Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:38Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:37Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:36Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:35Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:31Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:27Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:24Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:23Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:19Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:15Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:07Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:06Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:00Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:59Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:58Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:56Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:53Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:52Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:51Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:50Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:49Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:43Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:39Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:37Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:36Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:31Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:29Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:27Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:26Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:25Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:24Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:23Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:22Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:21Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:19Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:18Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:16Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:15Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:14Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:12Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:11Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:09Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:08Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:07Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:06Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:03Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:59Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:57Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:56Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:55Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:54Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:52Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:49Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:47Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:46Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:43Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:41Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:39Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:38Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:31Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:29Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:27Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:24Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:23Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:19Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:18Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:15Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:13Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:09Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:08Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:06Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:05Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:00Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:56Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:54Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:50Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:47Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:46Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:44Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:43Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:42Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:41Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:40Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:39Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:38Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:37Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:36Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:35Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:34Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:31Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:30Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:19Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:18Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:17Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:11Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:10Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:07Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:03Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:01Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:00Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:59Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:58Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:57Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:56Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:55Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:54Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:53Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:52Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:51Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:47Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:43Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:40Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:39Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:38Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:37Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:36Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:35Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:31Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:28Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:27Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:26Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:25Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:24Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:22Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:21Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:20Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:19Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:17Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:15Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:14Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:11Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:07Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:03Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:02Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:58Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:57Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:56Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:55Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:51Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:50Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:49Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:48Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:47Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:39Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:38Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:37Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:36Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:35Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:31Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:29Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:27Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:25Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:24Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:23Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:22Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:21Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:19Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:18Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:17Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:12Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:02Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:01Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:00Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:59Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:58Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:57Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:56Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:53Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:48Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:47Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:44Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:43Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:41Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:40Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:39Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:38Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:36Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:35Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:34Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:33Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:31Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:28Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:27Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:23Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:21Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:17Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:15Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:11Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:09Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:08Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:07Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:06Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:05Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:04Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:03Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:02Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:55Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:54Caption #243

Board [Post Message]

I'm thinking $14 a pair, maybe $22 for you guyPaulo.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Nice captioning, Mort.
<Lauren> I would order the undies, but don't you think they'd make my butt look big?
<guyPaulo> What?!? I'm getting charged more for the monkie-undies? I'll buy them, but only if one of the other caption monkies delivers them to me personally.....
<3Suns> Naw, they'd make your butt look awesome!
<guyPaulo> Why thank you 3Suns, I didn't think you'd notice.
<Lauren> Mort, I'll volunteer to deliver guy's undies, only if I can wear them first...
<guyPaulo> G^&%DYGU?SIH*(*%^W%DTT*&*W*(W!!!!!!!!
<guyPaulo> Sorry about that garbled message. It's hard to type when something keeps springing up and hitting the keyboard in my lap.... ;)
<infosponge> OMFG...do *not* do a google image search for "monkey panties". My eyes! My eyes! Make it stop!
<Lauren> 1) 3Suns is obviously in a serious relationship because he knew the correct answer to my question.

2) Despite his aversion, guy must have a cat ... they are notorious for 'springing up and hitting the keyboard.'

3) I googled exactly as you instructed, info, but all I saw were lots of ads for ladies undies with monkeys on them. Who woulda thought there'd be that big a market for monkey panties?

<guyPaulo> Mr. Bigglesworth says "Meow," which is cat-speak for "Damn you Lauren! You've discovered guy's secret!"
<3Suns> Hm, interesting theory L. Wrong though. Why, do you expect all single guys to be insensitive prigs?
<Mort> As a married man, I know the correct answer to be: "No dear".
Also obviously Lauren has safe search on where as infosponge has it off...
<Lauren> Mostly from experience, 3Suns. Mort, try practicing 3Suns' line. While yours won't get you in trouble, his might get you back in the tub with Mrs. Mort.
<mypalmike> Great caption Mort! Reuters didn't really send you an email, did they?
<guyPaulo> It took me a while, but I finally figured out the geometry joke in the comments on the main page yesterday.
<Mort> Not yet Mike... not yet...
<infosponge> if you do the image search (safe off, I guess) you get this really really really hefty naked guy sitting at a computer.
<guyPaulo> You know Mort, there are 386 Reuters/AP/other copyrighted images currently on this site. You might want to move the server down to Sao Paulo with the rest of the underwear sweatshops.
<yoyology> IANAL, but I think that, since the photos are all clearly attributed, and there's no question of where Mort got them, there's probably not a copyright issue here. He might be on stronger legal ground if he linked each photo to the original story, though.
<infosponge> Is that a tapir in your monkey undies, or are you just glad to see me?
<ElvisThePelvis> Um...its a tapir...you got a problem with that?

hehe

<Jmofwiw> You have to search 'Monkey Panties' then click on the images ad. ARRRG!
<yoyology> I had the hardest time coming up with something today, until I looked at the center picture and thought, "The colors, man! The colors!!!"
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post