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So, my animal friends, what are "humans"?

Not much.

Just a specie of monkey that uses clothes and tools.


They boast about their "high intelligence". In fact they are extremely stupid.

For example, they pay this woman huge sums for singing. But she cannot sing. She stands before them and pretends to sing.



Are "humans" good for anything?

Yes.

They make colorful horn ornaments.

(Reuters)
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(Reuters)

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