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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/07/2004 by 3Suns
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Baby, I need you like I need another hole in my head.

If it wasn't for your sexy new lingerie and your hot bisexual friend, I'd leave you on the spot!

But all you do is bust my balls, day in, and day out. This has got to stop!
(AP)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Pedro Gonzales> Women are always nagging! Thank god for experimental sex
<Lauren> Oh, my! Excellent job at tying the photos together.
<Kumiho> 
<kiki> dam gurl im gurl but i hope thats ok but i like gurls and guys and dam your hot yo ma how old is u and where u live cuz dam i wanna get wit ure sexy ass ill let u pop my cherry shit holla at me my screenname is kiwisplash 2531 and me e mail adress id kiwisplash2531@Aol.com so holla back mami

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