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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/11/2004 by Lauren
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Not if you were the last man on the planet...

Not even if it snowed in hell...

You are so far from getting any of this, it should be illegal for you even to look.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 7 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> *sigh* Do you have to rub my fact in it...
<Lauren> Elvis, I would love to rub your fact...
<ElvisThePelvis> Man, I have spelling issues.
<guyPaulo> Yeah, I have ejectile dysfunction myself...
<Kumiho> Wait, which is it? ED or ED?
<Darlenenbc> I like this one
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