[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003 by Donald 'Rummy' Rumsfeld
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Humping ice no longer gave me the pleasure of rubbing against my puritan nanny's leg.

So I switched to alternative forms of indulgment, sexual excitement via the bridge of cannibalism!

But all those extra hormones gave me & my own, well, extra... mountains for the fountains.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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