[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/27/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I pretty much hate it when my girlfriend pounces on me when I am lying on the bed. Normally this would be a good thing right?

But not this time! This time she is causing me great and horrible pain, squeezing huge white things out of the infected pores in my skin.

It's something I really hate, but she does make the best Turducken ever!

Which is the only advantage she has over my first true inflatable love.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 348 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:21Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:20Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:19Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:17Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:16Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:15Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:12Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:11Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:10Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:09Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:08Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:07Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:06Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:03Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:02Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:01Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:00Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:58Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:56Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:51Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:50Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:42Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:40Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:38Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:35Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:34Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:33Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:32Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:31Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:30Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:29Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:27Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:26Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:25Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:24Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:21Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:17Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:15Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:14Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:13Caption #06
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:12Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:11Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:07Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:06Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:05Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:01Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:00Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:59Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:57Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:56Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:55Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:54Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:50Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:49Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:48Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:44Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:43Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:41Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:40Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:36Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:34Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:33Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:30Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:29Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:28Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:27Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:26Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:25Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:24Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:21Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:20Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:19Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:17Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:15Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:13Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:10Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:09Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:08Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:05Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:03Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:00Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:59Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:58Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:56Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:55Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:53Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:48Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:46Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:42Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:41Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:40Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:38Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:36Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:35Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:34Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:33Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:29Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:28Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:26Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:25Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:22Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:20Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:19Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:17Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:16Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:12Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:11Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:09Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:08Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:06Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:05Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:04Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:02Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:01Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:00Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:59Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:56Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:54Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:51Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:48Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:47Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:46Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:45Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:44Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:43Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:42Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:41Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:34Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:32Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:31Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:30Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:29Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:28Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:27Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:26Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:25Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:24Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:22Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:19Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:18Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:17Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:16Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:15Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:14Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:12Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:11Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:10Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:08Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:06Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:04Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:02Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:59Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:58Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:57Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:56Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:55Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:54Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:53Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:50Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:49Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:47Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:46Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:45Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:44Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:42Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:41Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:40Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:39Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:37Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:36Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:35Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:32Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:31Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:28Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:27Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:26Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:24Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:24Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:22Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:21Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:20Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:19Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:18Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:17Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:14Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:10Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:08Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:07Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:06Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:04Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:03Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:02Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:01Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:59Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:58Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:55Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:54Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:53Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:50Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:48Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:47Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:46Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:44Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:42Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:41Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:40Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:36Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:35Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:34Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:31Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:30Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:29Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:27Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:26Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:24Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:21Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:20Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:19Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:16Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:15Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:14Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:13Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:07Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:02Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:01Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:00Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:59Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:57Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:56Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:55Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:54Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:53Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:52Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:48Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:38Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:36Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:35Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:34Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:30Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:29Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:27Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:25Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:24Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:23Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:22Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:19Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:13Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:12Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:11Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:08Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:05Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:01Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:59Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:58Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:57Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:56Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:54Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:53Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:51Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:50Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:48Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:44Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:43Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:42Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:40Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:36Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:32Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:31Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:29Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:27Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:25Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:22Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:21Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:17Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:15Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:14Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:13Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:12Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:09Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:06Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:00Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:59Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:58Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:57Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:55Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:54Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:53Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:50Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:47Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:44Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:43Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:42Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:41Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:40Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:39Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:38Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:37Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:35Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:33Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:30Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:29Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:28Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:27Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:25Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:24Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:23Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:20Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:18Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:17Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:15Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:13Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:11Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:10Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:09Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:08Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:07Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:06Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:05Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:04Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:01Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:01Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:58Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:56Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:55Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:54Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:53Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:51Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:50Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:49Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:47Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:46Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:45Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:44Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:40Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:39Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:38Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:37Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:36Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:35Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:34Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:33Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:30Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:29Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:24Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:22Caption #595

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post