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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/10/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Some porn is so obscenely rare that finding it on the internet is nearly impossible.

Just looking at it, whether you are a priest or a pervert, will drive you to spank your little orangutan for hours upon end.

I mean, who can't get off to the scatological pleasures of 3-way midget rhino porn?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> A caption on infosponge and I can understand.
<David Byrden> Priest OR pervert?

OR???

<infosponge> thanks Elvis. :-)
<mypalmike> Glad to see that they are midget whinos.
<mypalmike> rhinos

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