[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 10/04/2004 by guyPaulo
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I was playing with my dog when the pain hit me sudenly.

Suddenly my URETHRA began to ache like Elin Nordegren's vagina after a night of Tiger giving her the wood.

It sucks being an illegal diamond smuggler, but damn the money is good.

Take that DeBeers!!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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