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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2004 by guyPaulo
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My life had gone from bad to worse. First, my wife ran off with my 90 year old grandad, saying that I was just a deviant pervert while he was a real traditional man.

Then, I developed a strange, itching boil on my left testicle. The repugnant pustule soon eclipsed my manhood in size, and began oozing profusely whenever I moved.

I guess all that pig-f*cking had finally caught up with me.
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