| |  Yes, I may have commited adultery in my heart once or twice, but I didn“t expect a kind of Spanish Inqui...
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 | |  NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!
 
 Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the dead Pope....
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 | |  Do I really have to go thrpugh all this to get my superfreaky real estate licence?
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