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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 05/12/2004 by guyPaulo
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Gas prices are high,

The sky's full of aliens,

and I still love porn.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> The more things change, the more they stay the same.
<dariosh> ur hot and making me horny
<krap> need more porn girls.and big boobs and virgan

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