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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 05/12/2004 by guyPaulo
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Gas prices are high,

The sky's full of aliens,

and I still love porn.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> The more things change, the more they stay the same.
<dariosh> ur hot and making me horny
<krap> need more porn girls.and big boobs and virgan

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