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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by 3Suns
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Ok, here's the plan:

Carol, you distract the guards.


Ajiav, you and I will scale the fence and fine a way to open the gate.

Axolotl, when I give you the signal, run in and release your swarm of killer moths into the ventilation system.

Ready? BREAK!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Hey, how did you know my nickname was 'moth'?
<mypalmike> A cunning plan...
<Carol> Well, I was named "weapon of ass distraction last week. I thought that fame was only good for 15 minutes though.
<Mort> If your ass is very distracting your fame can linger. J. Lo for example.

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