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Most Emailed Photos - 12/03/2003 by Mort
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Tuesday 2nd Dec
Dear Diary,
Spread catnip all over my genitalia.
Ms. Frisky lived up to her name.

Wednesday 3rd Dec
Dear Diary,
Went to the blubber convention dressed as Mistress Manatee. Got all slippery with a couple of sea lions, then yiffed with Duke Dolphin.

Thursday 4th Dec
Dear Diary,
Tried out for the school cheerleader squad, they didn't let me in, because I'm one of the Bush twins.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<yoyology> Sick and wrong, Morty. Sick and wrong.
I love it.
<Lauren> Sicker even than all the rest. I just love any caption that includes a derogatory reference to any member of the Shrub's gang.
<ElvisThePelvis> MMMMMM, Catnip. gluglluglugluglg

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