Tuesday 2nd Dec Dear Diary, Spread catnip all over my genitalia. Ms. Frisky lived up to her name. |
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Wednesday 3rd Dec Dear Diary, Went to the blubber convention dressed as Mistress Manatee. Got all slippery with a couple of sea lions, then yiffed with Duke Dolphin. |
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Thursday 4th Dec Dear Diary, Tried out for the school cheerleader squad, they didn't let me in, because I'm one of the Bush twins. |
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