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Most Emailed Photos - 11/13/2003

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Fang tensed. He waited for just the right second to spin around and pouce, intending to claw out the eyes of the foolish young hooligan tormenting him.

His wraith had been felt before. This woman had to have several dozen staples put in to re-attach her face, and her tongue was permanently disfigured.

As you can see, this victim was beaten by Fang's "Ugly Stick" beyond repair and has been drinking non-stop every since.

(AFP)

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(Nashville PD)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<yoyology> "His wraith had been felt before"?

I didn't think you could feel a wraith. Aren't they, like, disembodied spirits?
<TJ Eckleburg> Your command of the narrative remain unmatched among the caption monkeys, despite Yoyo's carping about a wee typo
<Mort> Nice caption, maybe I should add a spell checker. Mainly for may sake.
<yoyology> I can't help it, people. I used to be an English teacher. I'm still in recovery. You should see the red pen marks all over my monitor right now.
<guyPaulo> The magic of spell-check wouldn't have saved me anyway. "Wraith" is correctly spelled, but incorrectly used. Too many years of playing Dungeons and Dragons I guess. I also misspelled "pounce." Doh!
<mypalmike> Another great caption today.
< Gclefnatallie > brilliant, as usual!!
<guyPaulo> See Mort, I don't just save up for Wednesdays!
<Mort> There is one exception to every rule.

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