| |  Oh my god! I feel like dirt, I'm hurt, torn, worn, used, abused and confused.
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 | |  I've run aground, been keelhauled, scuppered and plundered. I am no longer full sails to the wind.
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 | |  When San Diego Zoo asked me to be a surrogate mother, I expected they would use a more... clinical method of conception.
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