The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 27 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:58:00	Caption #670
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:59	Caption #397
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:58	Caption #687
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:57	Caption #427
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:56	Caption #152
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:55	Caption #37
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:54	Caption #598
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:53	Caption #729
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:52	Caption #846
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:51	Caption #428
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:50	Caption #732
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:49	Caption #502
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:48	Caption #520
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:47	Caption #52
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:46	Caption #806
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:45	Caption #22
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:44	Caption #429
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:43	Caption #732
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:42	Caption #521
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:41	Caption #337
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:40	Caption #807
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:39	Caption #498
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:38	Caption #40
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:37	Caption #112
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:36	Caption #732
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:35	Caption #89
Mr. Noname	Lurker	14:57:34	Caption #808