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Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.

I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

(Reuters)

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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