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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/05/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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We all want to find this...

attached to this...

so we can stop spanking this.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> I'm not going to touch it. The caption, that is.
<JP> I'm definitely not sending you to the store to buy a pack of babes.
<Lauren> I am trying to figure out why you would want something dead and stinky attached to that beautiful swimsuit model.
<ElvisThePelvis> A woman riding a giant fish is one of the most ancient Jungian Archetypes.

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