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Most Emailed Photos - 07/25/2004 by Agent Kumi
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I was having this great dream about that studly stranger that dimly reminded me of Agent Elvis when Lil interrupted my sleep.

"Psst, wake up."

"What?" I growled, flicking an ear in annoyance. Lil pointed a froggy finger in the direction of the beach.

"I think those are fembots in guyP's employ."

I rolled over and stretched.

"Forget about guyP. I want to find those orangutans first."


"Where to then?" Lil asked as we started off down the Autobaun.

"Itlay. My contact that the tryouts said that the investigation wouldn't be over until the fat lady sings, and there's a Miss Cicciona competion in Forcoli."

"You think our fat lady will be singing there?" Lil queried, as he/she/it hopped up onto my head.

"Some bird's gonna be there, and it'll be our stoolie even if I have to chew their leg off." I grumbled.

"Ah. I thought there was a good reason you weren't in a hurry to return to your human form." Lil commented.

"You mean other than the obvious b*tch jokes you've been making?" I asked, trotting along at a faster pace.

"Hey, at least he didn't suceed in making you a fox, then you would just be a vixen."

"That's it, you're walking."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> How did you see me in the picture (Fat Guy In Yellow Shirt)?
<Agent Kumi> No, no, you're the studly guy on the ground.
<ElvisThePelvis> He is an actor I hired to play me.
<darlenenbc> this is good..

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