Even guyPaulo, the ancient and wise yogi of all things scatological, was struck dumb with awe. |
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Wave after wave of Explosive Diarrhea pounded the shoreline. Citizens fled in terror at the devastating display of nature's fury. |
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Coming to his senses, guyPaulo cried out, "Bring me my evil-kitten-head amulet! Everyone knows that you can't shit when a cat is watching, and we can only pray that its unholy power will be strong enough to turn back this disaster!" |
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