[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 308 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:57Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:53Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:52Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:51Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:50Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:49Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:45Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:43Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:41Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:40Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:39Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:38Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:37Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:36Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:34Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:33Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:32Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:30Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:29Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:25Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:23Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:21Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:17Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:13Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:10Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:09Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:08Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:05Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:03Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:01Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:00Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:57Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:56Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:55Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:54Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:53Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:52Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:50Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:49Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:45Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:43Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:41Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:40Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:39Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:37Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:36Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:35Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:33Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:30Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:29Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:25Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:22Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:21Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:20Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:19Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:17Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:16Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:13Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:12Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:11Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:09Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:05Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:04Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:03Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:02Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:01Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:59Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:57Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:53Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:52Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:51Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:49Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:45Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:44Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:41Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:40Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:37Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:36Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:35Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:34Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:33Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:31Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:29Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:28Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:25Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:21Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:17Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:15Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:14Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:13Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:07Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:06Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:05Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:01Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:59Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:57Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:55Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:54Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:53Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:51Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:49Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:45Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:43Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:42Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:41Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:37Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:33Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:32Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:29Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:28Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:27Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:26Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:22Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:21Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:19Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:17Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:16Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:15Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:13Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:10Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:09Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:06Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:05Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:03Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:02Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:01Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:00Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:57Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:53Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:52Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:49Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:48Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:47Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:45Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:41Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:37Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:36Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:34Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:33Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:30Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:29Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:25Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:24Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:23Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:20Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:19Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:18Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:15Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:13Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:11Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:10Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:09Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:08Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:05Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:01Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:57Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:56Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:53Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:51Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:49Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:47Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:45Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:43Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:41Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:40Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:37Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:36Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:34Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:33Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:29Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:28Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:27Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:25Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:21Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:20Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:17Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:14Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:13Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:11Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:09Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:05Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:03Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:01Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:00Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:59Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:57Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:53Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:49Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:48Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:47Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:45Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:44Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:43Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:42Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:41Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:40Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:39Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:37Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:35Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:34Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:33Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:30Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:29Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:25Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:24Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:23Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:21Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:19Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:17Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:15Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:14Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:13Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:10Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:09Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:08Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:05Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:03Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:01Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:59Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:58Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:57Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:55Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:53Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:52Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:49Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:45Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:44Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:42Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:41Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:39Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:37Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:34Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:30Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:29Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:27Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:25Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:21Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:17Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:14Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:13Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:12Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:11Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:09Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:05Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:04Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:03Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:01Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:59Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:57Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:55Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:53Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:49Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:45Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:44Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:43Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:41Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:39Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:37Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:35Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:33Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:32Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:31Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:29Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:25Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:23Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:22Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:21Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:18Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:17Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:14Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:11Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:09Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:05Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:03Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:02Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:01Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:59Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:58Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:57Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:53Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:51Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:49Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:46Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:45Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:41Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:37Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:36Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:33Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:29Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:28Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:25Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:21Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:19Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:17Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:16Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:13Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:09Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:08Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:05Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:03Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:02Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:01Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:59Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:58Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:57Caption #642

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post