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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/01/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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My ex-girlfriend was a tom-boy.

She wasn't interested in sex much so I used to jerk off to tv babes. It became addictive.

That was 30 years ago and my fist is still clenched fast in this way. And the blindness is permanent- those old wives tales are true. I'm a cauldron of frustration- aaaah!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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