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Most Emailed Photos - 09/29/2003 by Mort
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After growing animals with corporate logos, I wanted to try my own weird biological experiments.

I decided to grow body parts way beyond their natural size, but I came across one small problem...

how the hell do I get out of this testicle?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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