[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/29/2004 by Kumiho
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Don't tease the squirrels, folks. They've got mean tempers and all have Greenpeace issued lawyers.

Take my friend Rachel here. She got hauled in because the squirrel she fed nuts to was allergic to peanuts. The squirrel claimed she knew that and was trying to kill him. Rachel faces 10 to 15 years in a county jail, pending appeal.

Of course it works both ways. Kimora here saved a baby squirrel that had fallen into traffic. Not only did the lawyers sue everyone in the resulting 10 car pile up (and win), but they got enough money to get her the surgery to enhance just about every feature on her body.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 79 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:41Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:40Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:38Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:37Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:36Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:35Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:34Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:33Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:32Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:31Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:30Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:29Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:25Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:23Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:21Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:20Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:17Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:16Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:14Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:13Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:12Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:11Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:09Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:08Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:07Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:06Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:03Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:02Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:58Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:57Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:56Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:54Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:53Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:49Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:48Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:45Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:43Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:42Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:39Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:38Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:37Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:36Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:35Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:34Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:33Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:30Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:29Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:28Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:27Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:26Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:25Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:24Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:23Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:20Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:19Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:16Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:15Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:14Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:13Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:12Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:10Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:08Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:03Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:59Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:58Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:57Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:56Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:48Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:47Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:46Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:45Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:44Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:41Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:40Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:38Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:37Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:36Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:34Caption #767

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<superwoman biatch> F*cking squirrels....trouble-makers!
<mypalmichelle> Peanut allergies are the #1 killer of squirrels in the US.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post