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Most Emailed Photos - 07/29/2004 by Kumiho
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Don't tease the squirrels, folks. They've got mean tempers and all have Greenpeace issued lawyers.

Take my friend Rachel here. She got hauled in because the squirrel she fed nuts to was allergic to peanuts. The squirrel claimed she knew that and was trying to kill him. Rachel faces 10 to 15 years in a county jail, pending appeal.

Of course it works both ways. Kimora here saved a baby squirrel that had fallen into traffic. Not only did the lawyers sue everyone in the resulting 10 car pile up (and win), but they got enough money to get her the surgery to enhance just about every feature on her body.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<superwoman biatch> F*cking squirrels....trouble-makers!
<mypalmichelle> Peanut allergies are the #1 killer of squirrels in the US.

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