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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/03/2003 by the bartender
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"Man, Laura, I'm so coked up right now, you look like a Scottish Terrier."

"Uncle Dick! You look like a...you look like...man, a lemur? I don't remember what those are. What the hell did I learn in college?"

"Oh yeah."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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