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Most Emailed Photos - 04/07/2005 by Mort
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Oh that was stupid. Now I feel all wet and self-concious.

Those long neck gossips over there aren't helping, I know they are talking about me.

But I just had to! Just had to. That girl in the tank gave me the most beguiling come hither smile.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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