Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.

I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 256 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:51 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:50 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:49 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:45 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:42 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:41 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:40 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:39 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:38 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:37 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:36 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:35 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:34 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:33 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:32 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:29 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:24 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:23 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:22 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:19 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:17 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:15 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:13 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:06 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:01:03 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:56 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:55 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:54 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:53 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:52 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:51 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:48 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:46 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:41 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:36 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:34 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:32 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:25 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:24 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:23 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:17 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:16 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:13 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:12 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:11 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:10 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:09 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:08 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:03 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:02 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:01 Caption #952

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:00:00 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:59 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:58 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:56 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:55 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:54 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:53 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:52 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:48 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:47 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:46 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:44 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:40 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:39 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:36 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:34 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:31 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:29 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:28 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:27 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:20 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:17 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:12 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:11 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:09 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:08 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:07 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:04 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:59:03 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:55 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:54 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:49 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:47 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:43 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:39 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:37 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:35 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:34 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:33 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:32 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:31 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:30 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:24 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:23 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:22 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:21 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:20 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:19 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:18 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:17 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:16 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:15 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:11 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:10 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:08 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:58:07 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:59 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:58 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:51 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:50 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:47 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:42 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:38 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:36 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:35 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:29 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:26 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:25 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:22 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:20 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:19 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:18 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:11 Caption #956

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:06 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:03 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:02 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:01 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:57:00 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:59 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:58 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:57 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:56 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:49 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:48 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:47 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:46 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:45 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:44 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:43 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:42 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:41 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:40 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:39 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:38 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:37 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:36 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:34 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:32 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:30 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:29 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:28 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:27 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:24 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:22 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:21 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:19 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:18 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:14 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:12 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:07 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:03 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:56:02 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:59 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:58 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:52 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:50 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:48 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:47 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:46 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:45 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:44 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:43 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:42 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:38 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:37 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:34 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:32 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:28 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:27 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:25 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:22 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:18 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:17 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:16 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:15 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:14 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:13 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:12 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:11 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:10 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:09 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:08 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:01 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:55:00 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:58 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:55 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:54 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:52 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:49 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:48 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:45 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:44 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:39 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:38 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:31 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:27 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:23 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:21 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:14 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:12 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:10 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:09 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:08 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:04 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:54:02 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:56 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:51 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:49 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:48 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:47 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:46 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:45 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:44 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:39 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:34 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:31 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:29 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:24 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:18 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:16 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:15 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:10 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:07 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:06 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:53:00 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:59 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:55 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:51 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:50 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:43 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:37 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:27 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:26 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:21 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:18 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:15 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:11 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:09 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:03 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:02 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:52:01 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:51:59 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:51:57 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:51:56 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:51:55 Caption #484

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post