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Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Allen
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Faith-based fanatics have told me that when I die, I'll only ascend to a place they like to call heaven if I have the same beliefs as them.

They have told me the stories of some guy who allegedly was born to a virgin and who supposedly died on a cross for what they refer to as my sins.

I don't put any more faith in what these people say than I do in the likelyhood that I'll see a real life Gumby rowing down the river with his kids....DAMN, I guess I should rethink this whole thing.

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