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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/10/2005

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It was late...maybe too late for me to comment on MEP. But I drove Apu hard as he carried me through the streets of New Dehli to the Internet Cafe. I thought if I could only get a moment or two online. I had the caption that would change the world.

But I was too late, a brutal Ninja Attack had taken out Mort on the beach of his sprawling estate. The Ninja did not get their daily ElvisThePelvis fix and had gone insane with rage.

And the mutagens left by the Ninjas wrecked havoc with the DNA of the MEP women.

All was lost, simply because I overslept and arrived to late to make yet another hilarious star trek caption.

Sorry Mort....

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Axolotl> Oh no! This will be known as the famous 'lost' caption!
<Axolotl> But that guy *is* Apu!

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