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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/22/2005 by Kumiho
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Tired of carrying all that extra flab? Want to go to a baseball game and not get mobbed for daring to wear a thong?

Meet Rachel, the newest member of our personal fitness team. If she can't motivate you, you're obviously dead!

And at the end of our two week session you'll look so good, your hubby will throw out the blowup girlfriend for good!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Hey, Mort said he wouldn't tell anyone about my baseball game - thong incident. And Hank NEVER told me about "that woman."
<saeed> i love you

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