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Most Emailed Photos - 06/30/2004

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Back in WW2, I was captured by the Japanese after my plane went down and left me paralyzed. They tortured me, subjecting me to pat-downs by hundreds of schoolchildren at a time.

While in solitary confinement, my only contact with humanity was the pin-up girl poster I had smuggled in through my rectum.

Now, some fifty years and a purple heart later, I still have that pin-up girl lodged up my ass. Now if you will excuse me, I must make poopies.

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<guyPaulo> Tee hee. "Poopies." I made "poopies" about 15 minutes ago. It was good.
<Darlenenbc> fecal infatuation, not bad.
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<Kumiho> Darlenenbc, who made poopies in your Frosted Flakes? You're awefully naegative today.
<Darlenenbc> Am I? I did not mean to be. I'm sorry.
I come here to cheer up myself up not bring others down.
Researching Darfur can get to you!
<mypalmike> Yeah, we try not to post negative votes on non-guest days. ;)

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