[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/30/2004 by mypalmike
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Back in WW2, I was captured by the Japanese after my plane went down and left me paralyzed. They tortured me, subjecting me to pat-downs by hundreds of schoolchildren at a time.

While in solitary confinement, my only contact with humanity was the pin-up girl poster I had smuggled in through my rectum.

Now, some fifty years and a purple heart later, I still have that pin-up girl lodged up my ass. Now if you will excuse me, I must make poopies.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Tee hee. "Poopies." I made "poopies" about 15 minutes ago. It was good.
<Darlenenbc> fecal infatuation, not bad.
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<Kumiho> Darlenenbc, who made poopies in your Frosted Flakes? You're awefully naegative today.
<Darlenenbc> Am I? I did not mean to be. I'm sorry.
I come here to cheer up myself up not bring others down.
Researching Darfur can get to you!
<mypalmike> Yeah, we try not to post negative votes on non-guest days. ;)

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