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Most Emailed Photos - España - 06/07/2004

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"Thanks for letting me borrow some flour, Mrs. Jones. Wow, I really wish I had a wife like you. And you have such a nice ass too!"

That's what I said to her, father.

Saddam, you coveted thy neighbor's wife and ass at the same time! You broke two commandments at once!

Well, actually, right after that we had sex on my hand-made sacred cow, during which I cursed up a storm. I told her I loved her, which was a lie, and then I killed her and took all her jewelry. By the way, this all happened on a Sunday...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ajiav> You have saved up some good captions during your hiatus...
<ElvisThePelvis> That wacky Saddam!
<Carol> Do I still have a Bible? I hafto see if he got all 10 of them...

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