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Most Emailed Photos - 04/04/2004 by David Byrden
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HOW TO HAVE SECRET SEX IN PUBLIC
[1]
Disguise your sex toys as flowers

HOW TO HAVE SECRET SEX IN PUBLIC
[2]
Do it in a very crowded room

HOW TO HAVE SECRET SEX IN PUBLIC
[3]
Call it Sumo

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> I always thought wrestling looked a bit too much like sex ...
<ElvisThePelvis> I like my sex and my wrestling Olympic Style.
<Roger Mexico> Gotta hand it to you, David - that is WAY funny.
<Carol> 

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