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Most Emailed Photos - 12/29/2003 by 3Suns
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Archie Bunker knew he never should have joined this nudist colony. First they initiated him by freezing his johnson onto a giant block of ice.

All the while, candy-assed queers froliced around him.

Only once did he catch a glimpse of what he came here to see. That brazen harlot wasn't even naked, but boy was she a looker!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> I'm intentionally trying to write this in bigoted Archie-Bunker style. Hope nobody gets offended...

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