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I do not want to make wild sex
I do not want to
Rex, I vex

I will not do it with a model
I do not want to feel her waddle
I do not like their underwear
I do not want to poke their snare

I will not do it with a man
I would not, could not, with a tran.
I do not want to make wild sex
I do not want to
Rex, I vex

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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