Why can't women just be available on the street, with two guards to keep away bystanders while I knock the bottom out of it.
Sigh...I guess I'll just have to content myself with stolen glances at boobies.
...and weeping masturbation.
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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