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Most Emailed Photos - 11/22/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Sometime Mort (who I think of as inscrutably chinese) looks for ways to make the captioning hard. He looks for funny photos but then adds sickening violence or strange facts and figures charts. It is all so incongruent.

But I'll fix his little red wagon over the holiday weekend. Oh Yes I will... He'll meet Mr. Smiley over his holiday dinner.

Yes I'll...uh...fish..woman...

DAMNIT!!!

He did it to me again!!!!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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