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As I approached Miss Bertha's Brothel, I noticed they had started offering "Premium leg". I only had $250 on me, so I had to ask for "the regular".

But when I got inside, I noticed that the quality of Bertha's employees had gone down considerably. It was certainly discouraging, but I'm not one to be deterred for long.

So I decided to go home and have some fun... just me and my monkey.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> And it's free!
<David Byrden> It's funny because it's true.
<ajiav> except that instead of playing with your monkey, your monkey plays with you.

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