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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004

by H. Monkey

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H. Monkey's attempt at a country ballad:

I ain't made of money
and you ain't made of brains.

But you've got pretty boobies
and you're shiny when it rains

So baby I'll be here for you
When you've run out of luck

Cause I am just a simple man,
and only want...

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> ... a buck?
Loved it!
<ElvisThePelvis> ...my truck?
:)
<ElvisThePelvis> ..a duck :)
<Lauren> to be a schmuck?
<Jmofwiw> ...to cluck?
<3Suns> you! Yuk yuk!
"You've got pretty boobies and you're shiny when it rains"... classic!
<Lauren> Yes, I liked that line, too, 3Suns.
<Carol> Yeh.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll try that in the bars tonight.
<Pedro Gonzales> To butt fuck- c'mon guys it's easy

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