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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004 by H. Monkey
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H. Monkey's attempt at a country ballad:

I ain't made of money
and you ain't made of brains.

 
But you've got pretty boobies
and you're shiny when it rains

 
So baby I'll be here for you
When you've run out of luck

Cause I am just a simple man,
and only want...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 10 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> ... a buck?

Loved it!

<ElvisThePelvis> ...my truck?

:)

<ElvisThePelvis> ..a duck :)
<Lauren> to be a schmuck?
<Jmofwiw> ...to cluck?
<3Suns> you! Yuk yuk!

"You've got pretty boobies and you're shiny when it rains"... classic!

<Lauren> Yes, I liked that line, too, 3Suns.
<Carol> Yeh.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll try that in the bars tonight.
<Pedro Gonzales> To butt fuck- c'mon guys it's easy

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