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Handle the shaft correctly, and the ball is under your control.

Exceptional shaft handling enables you to control anyone and everything.

I don't think I need to mention the dangers of incorrect shaft usage.
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<mypalmike> Mm heh. Heh. You said "shaft".
<JP> Shut your mouth...

But I'm talkin about Shaft, baby...

<Miranda> 
<Miranda> Need more jokes. Hi whats you

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