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Most Emailed Photos - 01/27/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I told her I was a charging stallion, racing hot for her love.

I told her she was more beautiful to me than all the models in Paris.

Most women can see right through me, but not her. We went home together.

Yes, it is easy to pick up women at the Special Olympics.

(AP)
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(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> There is a special ring in hell for me.
<guyPaulo> Glorf! I'm ashamed to laugh!
<Kumiho> 
<What?>  I've watched them and I didn't think they were so special
<Across> motivate

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