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Most Emailed Photos - 09/02/2004 by superwoman biatch
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Wohahah! I am Vermaldi, serpent god of the planet earth!

You have defiled me; angered me; and pushed me to the very limit. I shall strike down a mighty egregious storm upon you!

I told you plenty of times; stop with the damn catnip already...Look at how stoned you got the damn cat...Now you will pay...I serve you Kali, mistress of all pussies!!!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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