[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/15/2004 by Fu Manchu
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I realized that with only 1 forearm, to get a gold medal in tennis I'd need a litle help, if you get what I'm saying.

Security was tight, but I found a safe place to hide my stash.

Unfortunately the steroids leaked into my ass.

You do the math.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<guyPaulo> Performance-enhanced bowel movements. Awesome.

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