Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 04/29/2004

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My giant monster robot army was complete.

My reign of death upon the Earth was completed.

Now that I am the last man on Earth, I shall take the virginity of Mary-Kate and Ashley.

Who's first girls? What do you mean "We're Lesbians?"

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Carol> So heartbreaking. Elvis always writes tragedies.
<Kumiho> Poor Elvis. Clearly us lady monkies aren't enough for him anymore.

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