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Most Emailed Photos - 04/29/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My giant monster robot army was complete.

My reign of death upon the Earth was completed.

Now that I am the last man on Earth, I shall take the virginity of Mary-Kate and Ashley.

Who's first girls? What do you mean "We're Lesbians?"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Carol> So heartbreaking. Elvis always writes tragedies.
<Kumiho> Poor Elvis. Clearly us lady monkies aren't enough for him anymore.

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