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Most Emailed Photos - 07/12/2003 by psychaotic
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When he took that new designer hallucinogen, he stared at a fork balancing on the end of his penis for an hour.

He reported that the spatiotemporal distortions were incredible: it could cause five year old children to seem larger and stronger than he was.

He claims to have learned that the so-called "cool" people are "nothing but a herd of identical plastic beings floating on the great sea of life".
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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