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Most Emailed Photos - 07/12/2003 by psychaotic
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When he took that new designer hallucinogen, he stared at a fork balancing on the end of his penis for an hour.

He reported that the spatiotemporal distortions were incredible: it could cause five year old children to seem larger and stronger than he was.

He claims to have learned that the so-called "cool" people are "nothing but a herd of identical plastic beings floating on the great sea of life".
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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