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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
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I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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