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Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2006 by ElvisThePelvis
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Kirk winced as Gre'thor crab after Gre'thor crab was tweezed from his pubic hair.

Jim it is a big galaxy out there said Bones...

but I believe you have now officially caught every known sexual disease in the galaxy.

Nurse Chapel looked on without emotion, secretly glad that she only gave it up for Scottie...she loved a man who wore his kilt commando style.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<reddman> Live long and perspire...
<Axolotl> Great. I just pictured someone working over Shatner's crotch with tweezers.

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