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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004

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The Presidents Memoirs: Friday 13th
Today sucked. Went swimming in Texas Lake. F*cking eel came up and bit my leg. I never liked the environment to begin with, but now I'm pissed!

Also, polls show my approval ratings are down with New England, liberal senior-citizen lesbians. Must convince Mom and Nancy Reagan to kiss a la Britney & Madonna for publicity stunt.

Thank God that tommorrow is Valentines. Maybe Laura will let me play "hide the wmd in her dark Iraqi spiderhole until it leaks white riacin."

(Reuters)

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> This is priceless.
<3Suns> Wow, amazing. All three frames are hilarious.
<ajiav> wunderbar
<mypalmike> Some serious political humor.

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