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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004 by guyPaulo
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The Presidents Memoirs: Friday 13th
Today sucked. Went swimming in Texas Lake. F*cking eel came up and bit my leg. I never liked the environment to begin with, but now I'm pissed!

Also, polls show my approval ratings are down with New England, liberal senior-citizen lesbians. Must convince Mom and Nancy Reagan to kiss a la Britney & Madonna for publicity stunt.

Thank God that tommorrow is Valentines. Maybe Laura will let me play "hide the wmd in her dark Iraqi spiderhole until it leaks white riacin."
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<Lauren> This is priceless.
<3Suns> Wow, amazing. All three frames are hilarious.
<ajiav> wunderbar
<mypalmike> Some serious political humor.

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