[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

The Presidents Memoirs: Friday 13th
Today sucked. Went swimming in Texas Lake. F*cking eel came up and bit my leg. I never liked the environment to begin with, but now I'm pissed!

Also, polls show my approval ratings are down with New England, liberal senior-citizen lesbians. Must convince Mom and Nancy Reagan to kiss a la Britney & Madonna for publicity stunt.

Thank God that tommorrow is Valentines. Maybe Laura will let me play "hide the wmd in her dark Iraqi spiderhole until it leaks white riacin."
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 374 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:09Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:08Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:07Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:06Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:03Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:02Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:01Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:00Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:59Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:58Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:57Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:56Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:55Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:54Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:51Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:50Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:48Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:45Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:44Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:41Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:38Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:37Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:34Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:31Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:30Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:28Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:27Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:26Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:22Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:20Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:19Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:18Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:15Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:12Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:09Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:08Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:05Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:01Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:00Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:58Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:55Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:54Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:50Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:48Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:47Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:44Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:43Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:42Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:41Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:39Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:36Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:35Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:34Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:33Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:29Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:28Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:27Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:25Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:24Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:22Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:19Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:16Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:15Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:14Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:11Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:10Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:08Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:07Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:03Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:02Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:00Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:56Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:53Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:50Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:49Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:48Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:45Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:41Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:40Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:39Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:37Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:35Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:34Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:33Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:32Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:30Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:29Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:28Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:27Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:26Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:24Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:22Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:20Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:19Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:18Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:17Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:15Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:14Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:10Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:09Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:08Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:06Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:05Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:04Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:03Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:02Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:01Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:00Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:59Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:58Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:57Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:56Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:55Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:54Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:53Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:50Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:49Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:48Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:46Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:45Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:44Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:40Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:39Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:38Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:37Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:36Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:35Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:34Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:33Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:30Caption #-84
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:29Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:25Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:24Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:22Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:21Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:20Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:18Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:16Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:15Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:13Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:11Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:09Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:06Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:05Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:02Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:01Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:00Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:58Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:54Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:51Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:48Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:43Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:41Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:39Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:37Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:35Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:34Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:33Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:32Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:31Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:30Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:29Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:28Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:25Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:22Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:19Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:14Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:13Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:11Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:09Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:08Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:05Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:04Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:03Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:02Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:01Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:53Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:52Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:48Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:47Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:46Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:38Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:37Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:36Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:35Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:30Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:29Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:28Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:27Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:22Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:21Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:17Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:16Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:12Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:08Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:06Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:05Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:04Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:03Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:01Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:00Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:59Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:58Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:57Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:56Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:55Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:54Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:53Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:52Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:51Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:50Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:49Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:48Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:47Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:44Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:36Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:31Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:30Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:28Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:22Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:21Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:20Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:19Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:18Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:17Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:16Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:15Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:14Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:13Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:12Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:11Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:10Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:09Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:08Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:07Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:06Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:05Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:04Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:53Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:52Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:51Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:50Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:49Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:48Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:47Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:46Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:45Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:44Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:41Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:40Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:39Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:38Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:37Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:36Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:35Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:34Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:33Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:32Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:31Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:30Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:29Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:28Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:27Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:26Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:25Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:24Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:23Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:22Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:21Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:20Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:17Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:15Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:14Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:13Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:12Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:11Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:10Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:09Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:08Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:07Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:06Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:04Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:03Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:00Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:59Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:58Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:56Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:54Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:50Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:49Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:48Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:47Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:46Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:45Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:44Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:43Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:42Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:41Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:40Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:39Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:38Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:37Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:36Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:35Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:34Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:33Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:32Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:31Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:30Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:29Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:28Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:26Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:25Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:24Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:21Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:20Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:18Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:17Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:16Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:15Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:14Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:13Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:12Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:11Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:10Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:09Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:08Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:04Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:03Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:02Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:00Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:59Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:58Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:57Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:56Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:55Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:54Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:53Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:52Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:51Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:50Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:49Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:48Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:47Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:46Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:45Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:44Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:43Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:42Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:41Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:40Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:39Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:36Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:34Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:33Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:32Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:31Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:30Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:29Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:28Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:27Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:26Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:25Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:24Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:23Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:21Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:20Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:19Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:18Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:17Caption #104

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> This is priceless.
<3Suns> Wow, amazing. All three frames are hilarious.
<ajiav> wunderbar
<mypalmike> Some serious political humor.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post