The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 52 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:22:14	Caption #139
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:22:11	Caption #16
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:22:09	Caption #251
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:22:05	Caption #801
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:22:01	Caption #90
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:57	Caption #96
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:56	Caption #282
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:51	Caption #315
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:50	Caption #45
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:48	Caption #787
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:47	Caption #219
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:46	Caption #205
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:45	Caption #781
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:43	Caption #543
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:41	Caption #227
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:38	Caption #279
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:36	Caption #334
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:30	Caption #73
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:26	Caption #209
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:23	Caption #99
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:21	Caption #518
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:20	Caption #444
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:18	Caption #607
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:15	Caption #30
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:14	Caption #628
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:13	Caption #557
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:12	Caption #284
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:07	Caption #375
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:06	Caption #309
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:01	Caption #268
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:21:00	Caption #814
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:59	Caption #844
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:57	Caption #308
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:56	Caption #415
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:54	Caption #330
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:44	Caption #528
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:43	Caption #86
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:42	Caption #650
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:41	Caption #618
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:39	Caption #453
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:35	Main Page
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:31	Caption #98
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:28	Caption #741
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:27	Caption #458
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:26	Caption #675
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:22	Caption #415
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:14	Caption #225
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:13	Caption #438
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:12	Caption #261
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:11	Caption #759
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:08	Caption #8
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:20:06	Caption #294